August 1, 2007

Did you ever wonder how Noah picked each pair of animals for the ark?

I have.

It must have been a difficult job!

Can you imagine how many of each type of animal must have shown up for the selection contest?

It must have been a madhouse!

Were the couples already paired up, or did Noah pick individuals and couple them together?

Imagine the fights between couples who'd never met before and didn't like each other!

Did each animal gussie itself up so Noah would think it was the best "ark material"?

Tuxedos, evening gowns, lipstick, feather boas, false eyelashes, gold cuff links, top hats, alligator shoes (except on thealligators), fancy jewelry?

Did they stand straight in line at attention or did they strut their stuff, winking and whistling at Noah to catch his attention?

I wish I was there to witness the event.

I would have just stood there naked with an olive branch and a sign that said "Ararat Or Bust" to see what would happen.




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July 18, 2007

What is it about Winnie The Pooh that everyone seems to like so much? I personally CAN'T STAND Winnie The Pooh!


He's SO boring!


And DUMB!


The trouble he gets himself into is SO LAME!


I hated him as a child, and would not read the Pooh books. Ugh!


I always hoped no one would give me a Pooh bear, because I would have to mutilate him, and then I'd probably be called a psycho.


Think of all the therapy!


I liked Eeyore to some degree because he is always depressed, and at least that was realistic. I was kind of like that.


Tigger is crazy and that was somewhat funny, but he is dumb, too. That makes him boring.


I REALLY don't like dumb.


Christopher Robin is gay. Why do they try to hide that?


I do think "Pooh" is a good name for him, because I think he is a shitty bear.








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