Did you ever wonder how Noah picked each pair of animals for the ark?
I have.
It must have been a difficult job!
Can you imagine how many of each type of animal must have shown up for the selection contest?
It must have been a madhouse!
Were the couples already paired up, or did Noah pick individuals and couple them together?
Imagine the fights between couples who'd never met before and didn't like each other!
Did each animal gussie itself up so Noah would think it was the best "ark material"?
Tuxedos, evening gowns, lipstick, feather boas, false eyelashes, gold cuff links, top hats, alligator shoes (except on thealligators), fancy jewelry?
Did they stand straight in line at attention or did they strut their stuff, winking and whistling at Noah to catch his attention?
I wish I was there to witness the event.
I would have just stood there naked with an olive branch and a sign that said "Ararat Or Bust" to see what would happen.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
July 18, 2007
What is it about Winnie The Pooh that everyone seems to like so much? I personally CAN'T STAND Winnie The Pooh!
He's SO boring!
And DUMB!
The trouble he gets himself into is SO LAME!
I hated him as a child, and would not read the Pooh books. Ugh!
I always hoped no one would give me a Pooh bear, because I would have to mutilate him, and then I'd probably be called a psycho.
Think of all the therapy!
I liked Eeyore to some degree because he is always depressed, and at least that was realistic. I was kind of like that.
Tigger is crazy and that was somewhat funny, but he is dumb, too. That makes him boring.
I REALLY don't like dumb.
Christopher Robin is gay. Why do they try to hide that?
I do think "Pooh" is a good name for him, because I think he is a shitty bear.
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He's SO boring!
And DUMB!
The trouble he gets himself into is SO LAME!
I hated him as a child, and would not read the Pooh books. Ugh!
I always hoped no one would give me a Pooh bear, because I would have to mutilate him, and then I'd probably be called a psycho.
Think of all the therapy!
I liked Eeyore to some degree because he is always depressed, and at least that was realistic. I was kind of like that.
Tigger is crazy and that was somewhat funny, but he is dumb, too. That makes him boring.
I REALLY don't like dumb.
Christopher Robin is gay. Why do they try to hide that?
I do think "Pooh" is a good name for him, because I think he is a shitty bear.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
July 11, 2007
People like to classify themselves:
I'm a morning person. I'm a night person. I'm an email person. I'm a phone person. I'm a people person.
SO WHAT?
Everyone thinks they have to BE something in order to be SOMEONE.
Something almost tangible, so it's good to be that.
Like being a morning person, being happy, bright, and cheery in the morning makes them a real entity. A GOOD one.
A lot of those people are SO NOT night people they are bastards at night. So then is the morning person a BAD person?
I don't think so.
What did the email person do before email? Who were they? Did they not exist? Suddenly they burst onto the scene because email was invented?
And now they are somebody!
Click, click go their long fingernails on the keyboard as they shake their never-cut hair away from their faces.
They may be someone, but we'll never meet them, because they won't come out of the house!
They might miss an email!
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I'm a morning person. I'm a night person. I'm an email person. I'm a phone person. I'm a people person.
SO WHAT?
Everyone thinks they have to BE something in order to be SOMEONE.
Something almost tangible, so it's good to be that.
Like being a morning person, being happy, bright, and cheery in the morning makes them a real entity. A GOOD one.
A lot of those people are SO NOT night people they are bastards at night. So then is the morning person a BAD person?
I don't think so.
What did the email person do before email? Who were they? Did they not exist? Suddenly they burst onto the scene because email was invented?
And now they are somebody!
Click, click go their long fingernails on the keyboard as they shake their never-cut hair away from their faces.
They may be someone, but we'll never meet them, because they won't come out of the house!
They might miss an email!
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Saturday, July 7, 2007
July 7, 2007
by AMY LEAVITT
I live in an apartment, but my front door opens into the outside world, not into a hallway.
The family in the apartment below has two little kids. The youngest is a girl and when she's outside playing I can hear her.
She cries EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE IS OUTSIDE no matter what she is doing out there. Whether she is playing or she is heading to the car with parents, that little girl will cry if she is outside of her apartment.
IT IS SO ANNOYING IT DRIVES ME MAD!
What could she be crying about? Why does she have to cry EVERY time? I am not exaggerating. I wish I were!
I bought some lovely windchimes. Fairly large metal tubular ones. The kind that chime "bong" and not "ting" and really seem to make music. They are pretty loud.
They scared the little girl when I first put them up and made her cry she was so frightened.
It was one time I didn't mind her damn crying AT ALL!
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I live in an apartment, but my front door opens into the outside world, not into a hallway.
The family in the apartment below has two little kids. The youngest is a girl and when she's outside playing I can hear her.
She cries EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE IS OUTSIDE no matter what she is doing out there. Whether she is playing or she is heading to the car with parents, that little girl will cry if she is outside of her apartment.
IT IS SO ANNOYING IT DRIVES ME MAD!
What could she be crying about? Why does she have to cry EVERY time? I am not exaggerating. I wish I were!
I bought some lovely windchimes. Fairly large metal tubular ones. The kind that chime "bong" and not "ting" and really seem to make music. They are pretty loud.
They scared the little girl when I first put them up and made her cry she was so frightened.
It was one time I didn't mind her damn crying AT ALL!
Thanks for dropping by!
For an archive please visit:
http://www.amyleavitt.blogspot.com/
Contact Information Email : amy@amyleavitt.com
Address : www.stores.ebay.com/punkruthandpunky
July 3, 2007
by Amy Leavitt
I never had any religious training & consider myself an agnostic now, after years & years of atheism.
I've grabbed onto the idea of a "higher power" but I'm still wrestling with the actual "god" concept.
I come from mixed parentage & we celebrated XMas & Hanukkah without practicing, instead of neither.
I didn't really understand either religion & I may not have it exactly right even now, but I did know there was this kooky god thing thrown in. At least with Judaism there was no Jesus thrown into the mix to stir things up with reincarnation as himself:
It's Jesus, starring Jesus as himself, with the holy ghost as his understudy & god as director. All played by- you've got it-JESUS! "Come on down Jesus, you've just won yourself a new cross to bear! Taxes on this prize are just 3:16! Please see the roman cashier & don't let the stone hit you in the ass on the way out! Don't trip on that shroud coming down the aisle; we had to go all the way to Turin for it & it's one-of-a-kind!"
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I never had any religious training & consider myself an agnostic now, after years & years of atheism.
I've grabbed onto the idea of a "higher power" but I'm still wrestling with the actual "god" concept.
I come from mixed parentage & we celebrated XMas & Hanukkah without practicing, instead of neither.
I didn't really understand either religion & I may not have it exactly right even now, but I did know there was this kooky god thing thrown in. At least with Judaism there was no Jesus thrown into the mix to stir things up with reincarnation as himself:
It's Jesus, starring Jesus as himself, with the holy ghost as his understudy & god as director. All played by- you've got it-JESUS! "Come on down Jesus, you've just won yourself a new cross to bear! Taxes on this prize are just 3:16! Please see the roman cashier & don't let the stone hit you in the ass on the way out! Don't trip on that shroud coming down the aisle; we had to go all the way to Turin for it & it's one-of-a-kind!"
Thanks for stopping by!
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June 29, 2007
by AMY LEAVITT
I only get 1000 characters?
For my first entry I will complain about that! How does yahoo expect me to write something of substance and interesting with that few amount of words?
I guess this will be a lesson in brevity as well as a place to express and rant or tell a story.
Don't expect gold from me, just expect to hear what I might have to say about something timely, an event perhaps that reallymakes my blood boil, or a political issue that I think needs more attention than it's getting, or perhaps is getting too much attention, or I might tell you a little story about something that happened to me, current or even a childhood experience, if I think you might enjoy hearing about it.
I never expected to be someone who decided to do this kind of thing, this "blog" type thing, if that's what this can be called.
Thanks for reading this, and please come again.
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Regards~
~Amy
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Address: stores.ebay.com/punkruthandpunky
I only get 1000 characters?
For my first entry I will complain about that! How does yahoo expect me to write something of substance and interesting with that few amount of words?
I guess this will be a lesson in brevity as well as a place to express and rant or tell a story.
Don't expect gold from me, just expect to hear what I might have to say about something timely, an event perhaps that reallymakes my blood boil, or a political issue that I think needs more attention than it's getting, or perhaps is getting too much attention, or I might tell you a little story about something that happened to me, current or even a childhood experience, if I think you might enjoy hearing about it.
I never expected to be someone who decided to do this kind of thing, this "blog" type thing, if that's what this can be called.
Thanks for reading this, and please come again.
Please visit my ebay store at the address below.
Regards~
~Amy
Email: amyleavitt.com
Address: stores.ebay.com/punkruthandpunky
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